Good Memory

 

〔英語笑話〕——  Husband:Look ! I have not forgotten to bring

                my umbrella home today.

                Wife:But you didn't take it with you this morning.



                                     

好記性


〔意譯成詩〕——  記性有分好與壞,好的記性甚精乖。

                出門無傘帶上街,回家竟把雨傘帶。