The Forward and the Full Back

〔英語笑話〕——  Father：How are you getting along with your study?

                Son：Not bad. In the foothall match, I am a forward;

                while in study I am a full back .


                                   

前鋒與後衛

〔意譯成詩〕——  學習情況論英雄，足球賽我是前鋒。

                講到處於學業上，後衛 以我最適中。