Five and One

 

〔英語笑話〕——  Teacher:How much is five plus one?

                Alec:I don't know .

                Teacher:well, Alec ! Fancy , I give you five balls

                and then another ball, how many ball you have ?

                Alec:Seven balls .

                Teacher:Seven ? Why seven ?

                Alec:Because I have one ball already .

                                   

五加一


〔意譯成詩〕——  五個皮球再加一,答案竟然是個七。

                老師問他為何故?原因有個在家室。