A Silly Husband

 

〔英語笑話〕——  Nurse: Oh, professor, guess what ?

                Professor:Why are you so excited, nurse ?

                Nurse:You've just become the father of a baby boy !

                Professor:Well, don't tell my wife. I want to surprise her.
                                   

傻丈夫


〔意譯成詩〕——  產科護士告傻瓜,傻瓜做了新爸爸。

                請求姑娘守秘密,要使老婆驚喜下。