The Art of Cry

〔英語笑話〕——  When Mrs. Johnson entered Bell's room, she found

                that he was binding up his thumb.

               “ What's the matter with you ?”she asked.

               “ It is because of that hammer.”Bell answered .

               “ But I didn't hear you cry.”“ Oh, I thought

                you were not in just now.”

                                   

哭的藝術

〔意譯成詩〕——  小寶何故指纏布？ 因錘傷了這程度。

                怎麼不聞你哭嚎？以為妳不在阿母！