Wake Up

〔英語笑話〕——  Tom：Please tell me, mum, when I was born ?

                Mum：At three o'clock in night .

                Tom：I wonder how you woke me up then .

                               

叫醒

〔意譯成詩〕——  天真小孩問媽媽，我在何時出生呀？

                媽媽告訴他，半夜三點嘛。

                真想知道妳當時，有何辦法叫醒我？