Women and Credit Cards

〔英語笑話〕——  Two men were getting ready to leave a pub.

               “ You can't lith them and you can't live without them,”

                One of the man grumbled.“ That's the way women are pal,

               “ agreed the other.“ Who said anything about women ?”

                Snarled the first fellow.“ I'm talkihg about credit cards.”

                               

女人和信用卡

〔意譯成詩〕——  有他生活過不下，沒有他時活更差。

                並非所指是女人，實為有關信用卡。