Happiness

〔笑話譯詩集〕——  Judge：Now I see that apart from money, you stole

                  watches, rings and necklaces.

                  Defendant：Yes, sir. But I heard that money

                  alone does not bring happiness.

                               

小偷詭辯

〔意譯成詩〕——  法官指小偷記錄，除錢還偷金和玉。

                因為常聽人所說，錢未必帶給幸福。