My Gift to the Judge

 

〔英語笑話〕——  Man:Can you tell me which judge will hear my

                case ? I want to send him some bottles of good wine.

                Lawyer:No, I can't. To tell you the truth, if you

                do so, you will break the law and will be sure to

                lose the case.

                Several weeks later, the lawyer heard that the man had

                won it. So he said to him in surprise.

                Lawyer:Did you send your gift to the judge ?

                Man:Yes, of course. But I put my opponent's name on

                the card with the drink .

                               

賄賂法官


〔意譯成詩〕——  賄賂法官是違法,律師警告屬下策。

                這場官司 定輸招,誰知被判打贏了。

                原因所送禮物者,用著對方名來寫。